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Forget the olympics. I watched the Disney Channel games

Why don’t they do this anymore

I just appreciated the fact that they put Corbin Bleu on the blue team

(via pureheroin-kills)

isn’t it weird that you can have friends but also have no friends at the same time

(Source: ilanasexler, via feellng)

age 11:worry about internet people finding me in real life
now:worry about people in real life finding me on the internet
boy:I'm having a penis transplant tomorrow
girlfriend:I know
boy wakes up and only mum is there
boy:where's my girlfriend
mum:who do you think gave you the penis
things i have learned from school:
how to lie through my teeth and bullshit entire essays and do all nighters and still pass classes
My Brother:Is it illegal to expose yourself to a blind person?
My Brother:Why is it called a building when it's already built?
My Brother:If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches?
My Brother:When something is shipped by ship it's called cargo, but when something is shipped by car it's called a shipment...
My Brother:If love is blind, then why is lingerie so popular?
My Brother:Why is impediment so hard to say when used to describe someone who has a hard time talking?
My Brother:What's the speed of dark?
Me:-awake forever trying to figure out all the answers-
People 7173822 miles away:omfg you're so cute how are you single
People around me:omfg i didn't know potatoes walked





i swear people get 500 times cuter when they talk about what they’re passionate about

unless its hitler

then it’s only nein times cuter

i am done

(Source: matsuis, via feellng)



Is summer still a thing ? Does warm weather still exist? Will it ever come back?

*All of Australia laughs hysterically as they stare out the windows to discover the sun has moved in next door*

(via beanysweater)


youre not even a real fan. wheres your on/off button. wheres your fanning speed regulating switch

(via no-friends-no-worrrries)



if she’s even able to walk after sex you didnt do it right

yeah you’re supposed to cut her legs off 

(via no-friends-no-worrrries)


do u ever yell at people “I WANT TO FUCK YOU” but like in ur head

(Source: guy, via no-friends-no-worrrries)

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