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I disagree with you but ill let you have this one because I don’t feel like debating anymore with your simple ass   (via slayr)

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I guess


astronomers got tired after watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours so they decided to call it a day

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Sh*t, it’s 2am, I meant to go to Bed Several Hours Ago: An Autobiography

Oops, It’s 4am, I Should Probably Go to Bed: A Memoir.

Bloody Hell, Is that the Sunrise?: A Thrilling Conclusion to the Trilogy of Regret

Fuck it, I’ll Just Attempt to Stay Up ‘Till Sundown: A Spin-Off 

What Fucking Day Is It Anymore?: The Movie Adaptation

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I wish I had the ability to make boys really nervous

holding a really sharp knife to their neck usuallly does the trick for me

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ok new rule: if you’re gonna call me “cute” you have to specify whether you mean “cute like a little girl/baby animal” or “cute enough to bang mercilessly”

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Forget the olympics. I watched the Disney Channel games

Why don’t they do this anymore

I just appreciated the fact that they put Corbin Bleu on the blue team

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isn’t it weird that you can have friends but also have no friends at the same time

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